i keep getting called by a ben dover
i don’t know who he is
or why he just heavily breathes into the phone after he introduces himself
but he really needs to get the right fucking number already
i bought a plant yesterday
i figured that i could set the bar low and eventually relearn the art of “affection”
i named the potted plant laura 2
i woke up this morning and found nothing but a mess of soil and a note that said “OFFICIAL IOU: thnx 4 the weed bro” in scott’s handwriting
i’m not sure if i’m more upset over losing laura 2 or the fact that scott can’t decipher between cannabis and premature hydrangeas
If Mr Brightside ever starts playing, and you don’t stop everything you’re doing and sing at the top of your lungs, you aren’t living life properly.
CAN WE TALK ABOUT JOHNNY BRAVO FOR A SECOND?
- utilizes rule 63
- drives home the point that street harassment is not flattering
- johnny bravo appreciates being a woman and doesn’t question his masculinity